| Notebook 1 – Casino | ||
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| From: James Eakins To: Hugo Wrightson Date: Feb 26th, 2008 |
Subject: Aquarium! | Boss, I don't know how much you like fish, but if we don't do something about that crack in the aquarium, there's gonna be a couple of dozen all over the floor real soon. |
| From: Hugo Wrightson To: Peter L. Libbman Date: Feb 27th, 2008 |
Subject: RE: Light | I got the memo about the busted light in the stairwell and I'll be taking care of that today. We can't have the passengers trying to take the stairs in the dark, after all, not in the condition they're usually in. |
| Computer 1 – Casino | ||
| Access | Light Subsystem Control | |
| Notebook 2 – Bar | ||
| From: Peter L. Libbman To: Hugo Wrightson Date: Feb 26th, 2008 |
Subject: FW: Aquarium | Hey, man, you get a load of the aquarium? The thing's got a crack in it like a fat plumber's ass. I'm telling you, it gets any bigger and those fish better learn how to walk. We'd better fix it real soon. |
| From: Jonathan Dumaine To: Shane Trumbull Date: Feb 27th, 2008 |
Subject: Coast Guard | Hey Boss – the Coast Guard guys are still down here poking around. I don't know when we'll be able to get back to work. Every time I try to do something, they tell me to sit down and shut up. So if you need me or my crew, we'll be right here, sitting down and shutting up. |
| Notebook 3 – Crew's Quarters – Kitchen | ||
| From: Jason Goudeau To: Crew – All Date: 25-Feb-08 |
Subject: Navigation room code | The keypad code to access the navigation room from the lounge has been changed again. The new code is 2112. And if you guys want the code to stop changing every two weeks, stop giving it out to tourists! The navigation room is a secure area, and if you want to impress 19 year-old tourist girls, you better damn do it elsewhere than on the forward deck. |
| From: Ship Maintenance To: Crew – All Date: 26-Feb-08 |
Subject: Emergency hatch repairs | Hey, guys – the good news is that we finally got the emergency hatch on the front deck repaired. We should have the safety inspection done tomorrow, to make sure we won't have any more fat tourists using it as a dive platform. |
| From: Theodore Higgs To: Louis Herring Date: 23-Feb-08 |
Subject: Maintenance report | Captain, most of the routine maintenance is done. We're still waiting on someone to do something about that broken air vent cover in the steam room, but I'd say the chances of one of the tourists finding their way in there and falling in by accident are just about zero. We're good to go. |
| Notebook 4 – Crew's Quarters – Third cabin | ||
| From: Ben Keibler To: John McLean Date: 25-Feb-08 |
Subject: FW: Broken vent cover in the Hammam | Just a heads-up – we've got a broken vent cover in the steam room, and with our luck, some six year old is going to climb up in there and get himself lost. Let me know who to call about getting it fixed before something happens that could get us sued. |
| see above | Subject: Navigation room code | see above |
| see above | Subject: Emergency hatch repairs | see above |
| Notebook 5 – Navigation Room | ||
| From: Frank Thompson To: Frank His Date: 27-Feb-08 |
Subject: RE: Fuel pumps | You may want to re-check the maintenance report on the fuel pumps. I'm seeing a pretty serious leak out of one of the pumps on the foredeck, and if we don't do something about it pretty soon, it could get nasty. Or, we could ignore it and let the ship catch on fire. It's up to you. |
| see above | Subject: Emergency hatch repairs | see above |
| Notebook 6 – Front Deck | ||
| From: Dan Robinson To: Stanley Weaver Date: 24-Feb-08 |
Subject: RE: Diving Platform | I hear that they finally got around to fixing the diving platform. Yippee. What I want to know is this – what kind of idiot gets on a boat, in the middle of the ocean, to go swimming in a pool? |
| Computer 2 – Front Deck | ||
| Access | Lower the platform | |
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